{"title":"SEVERANCE MERCH","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance Merchandise – Lumon Industries-Inspired Apparel \u0026amp; Accessories\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eStep into the world of \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Industries\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e with our exclusive \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance merchandise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e collection. Designed for devoted fans of the critically acclaimed series \u003ci\u003eSeverance\u003c\/i\u003e, this collection features a range of high-quality apparel and accessories that let you represent the eerie, corporate aesthetic of Lumon—whether you’re at the office or relaxing at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance T-Shirts, Hoodies \u0026amp; Sweatshirts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eShow your loyalty to Lumon with our stylish and comfortable \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance t-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. Featuring minimalist yet striking designs inspired by the show’s corporate world, these pieces are perfect for anyone who appreciates the unsettling charm of the series. Whether you prefer a \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eclassic Lumon Industries logo tee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, a hoodie with an ominous “You Always Have a Choice” quote, or a sleek sweatshirt with retro-inspired Lumon branding, you’ll find the perfect addition to your wardrobe here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMugs \u0026amp; Drinkware – Stay Hydrated Like a True Lumon Employee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eStart your day at the office—or your Outie life—right with our \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance mugs and drinkware\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. Whether you need a coffee mug to fuel your productivity or a sleek tumbler to stay hydrated while navigating the labyrinth of corporate life, our collection brings the essence of \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Severance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to your daily routine. Choose from designs featuring cryptic company slogans, employee handbook excerpts, or the ominous “Severed” label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHats, Caps \u0026amp; Totes – Everyday Essentials with a Severed Twist\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eComplete your look with a \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Industries hat or cap\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, perfect for subtle but stylish fan representation. Whether it’s a sleek embroidered cap with the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon logo\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e or a minimalist design inspired by the show’s unsettling corporate culture, these accessories are designed for both Innie and Outie lifestyles. Need to carry your MDR files, a fresh melon party supply, or just your daily essentials? Our \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance-themed tote bags\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e provide the perfect blend of function and fandom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWhether you’re looking to fully embrace the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Severance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e aesthetic or just add a subtle nod to your favorite dystopian workplace, our \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance merchandise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e collection has something for every fan. Join the ranks of Lumon employees—just don’t forget to leave your memories at the door.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"severance-lumon-winter-knit-hat-embroidered-logo-cozy-warm-pom-pom-gift-funny-industries-beanie-helly-dylan-irving-innie-outie-fan-cap","title":"Severance Lumon Embroidered Logo Winter Knit Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Industries Pom-Pom Knit Hat – Stay Warm, Stay Corporate\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eStay warm and \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003elook officially severed\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e with this \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Industries Pom-Pom Knit Hat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, inspired by \u003ci\u003eSeverance\u003c\/i\u003e. Whether you’re braving the cold of \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003efrigid Salt’s Neck\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, attending an \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eORTBO retreat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, or just repping \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon loyalty\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e in everyday life, this \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ecozy, durable knit cap\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e has got you covered—literally. Featuring the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eiconic Lumon logo embroidered\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e on the cuff, this \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eone-size-fits-most beanie\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e delivers warmth, style, and a subtle nod to the unsettling world of corporate control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Hat:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e✔ \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100% Acrylic Durability\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Soft, warm, and built to last, this knit hat keeps you comfortable in \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eany environment\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e✔ \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne Size Fits Most\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Designed for an easy, flexible fit that \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eworks for almost everyone\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e12” Knit for Extra Warmth\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e – Stay \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003etoasty and insulated\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e whether you’re outside or in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003efreezing MDR office\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eFold-Over Cuff with Embroidered Logo\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e – A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eclassic look with Lumon branding\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, perfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ecasual wear or corporate devotion\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eFun Pom-Pom Accent\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e – Adds a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eplayful touch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e while still maintaining the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eominous corporate aesthetic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for Fans of Severance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Industries winter hat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is made for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eanyone\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, but especially those who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003elove Severance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e and want to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eshow off their allegiance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e to corporate mystery. Whether you’re wearing it to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003estay warm\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eattend an Outie retreat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003emake a subtle statement about work-life balance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eknit cap is the ultimate must-have for any fan\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrder now and keep your head warm while you refine your place in the corporate machine!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ScriptedBrand","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":42631835058218,"sku":"81780494289825570813","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Dark Heather Grey \/ Black","offer_id":42631835090986,"sku":"17805573025988006575","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy","offer_id":42631835123754,"sku":"17812029228944602874","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/3152\/7722\/files\/Mockup-1x1-PomPomHat-Lumon-navy.jpg?v=1741468081"},{"product_id":"lumon-severance-personalized-mug-customizable-collectible-unique-cup-apple-tv-show-logo-helly-dylan-irving-innie-outie-coffee-tea-fan-gift","title":"Severance Lumon Personalized Customizable White Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCustom Lumon Industries Mug – Personalized Severance Coffee Breaks\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStart your day like a true \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Industries employee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e with this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ecustomizable ceramic mug\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, inspired by \u003ci\u003eSeverance\u003c\/i\u003e. Featuring the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Industries logo on one side\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eyour choice of personalized text (up to 120 characters) on the other\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, this mug is perfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eadding a touch of dystopian corporate culture to your morning coffee routine\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Whether you’re sipping dark roast in your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eOutie life\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e or fueling up for another \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eInnie work session\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, this sleek, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon-approved design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e makes every sip an experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e✔ \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Ceramic Build\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – High-quality \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ewhite ceramic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e with a \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eglossy finish\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e for a sleek and polished look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eCustomizable Text\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – Add your own \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance-inspired phrase, employee motto, or coffee-fueled mantra\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e (up to 120 characters).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; Microwave Safe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – Designed for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eeasy cleaning and reheating\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, making it perfect for daily use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eTwo Sizes Available\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – Choose between \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e11 oz for a standard sip\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e15 oz for those long workdays at Lumon\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e✔ \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLead \u0026amp; BPA-Free\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Ensures \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003esafe, high-quality drinkware\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e for coffee, tea, or any beverage of choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for Severance Fans \u0026amp; Custom Drinkware Lovers\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ecustom Lumon Industries mug\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e is designed for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eanyone\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, but especially for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003efans of Severance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e who love \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eimmersive, minimalist fandom merch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ecorporate devotee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, adding \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ea touch of dark humor to your office desk\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, or just making your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003emorning coffee a little more sinister\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, this mug is the perfect conversation starter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrder now and make every coffee break feel like an official Lumon-approved moment—just don’t spill on your Macrodata files!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome ideas for custom text:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e• Yourfirstname X. (ex. Helly R.)\u003cbr\u003e• Please try to enjoy each sip equally, and not show preference for any over the others.\u003cbr\u003e• My Outie enjoys the smell of fresh brewed dark roast.\u003cbr\u003e• The coffee is mysterious and important.\u003cbr\u003e• Upon request, I can also perform a hug.\u003cbr\u003e• Anything you'd like up to 120 characters!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. 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Lightweight and sleek with a distressed logo design, it’s the perfect blend of cult-favorite cool and everyday comfort. 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