{"product_id":"better-off-dead-everybody-wants-some-blanket-van-halen-5150-velveteen-plush-cozy-spread-throw","title":"Better Off Dead - Everybody Wants Some Blanket - Van Halen 5150 Velveteen Plush Cozy Spread Throw","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBring cult 80s chaos to your space with this \u003cstrong\u003evelveteen plush blanket featuring the \u003cem\u003eBetter Off Dead\u003c\/em\u003e singing hamburger on a Van Halen style Frankenstrat pattern\u003c\/strong\u003e. Perfect for for movie-night laughs and loud-guitar vibes in one bold piece. The background nods to the red, white, and black stripe legend, while the center graphic keeps things weird in the best way. Set it on the couch, fold it at the foot of the bed, or keep it in the car for road trips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eTwo size options, 30x40 for laps and 60x80 for beds and couches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-detail, vibrant one-sided print that pops in photos and real life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSoft velveteen surface with a smooth drape for couch naps and rewatch marathons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e83% polyester and 17% spandex blend for stretch, recovery, and everyday use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMedium heavy-weight fabric at 8.85 oz per square yard for a cozy feel without bulk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis blanket fits \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBetter Off Dead \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003efans, \u003cstrong\u003eVan Halen\u003c\/strong\u003e devotees, and anyone who collects iconic 80s references. Use it as a throw, a bed topper, or wall-ready room decor for a media space. Wrap up for winter movie nights, toss it over a chair, or gift it to the friend who still air-guitars the intro. The burger plays, you stay warm, and the vibe stays loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ScriptedBrand","offers":[{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":43996076441642,"sku":"22909569121219204871","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":43996076408874,"sku":"11268187469282838792","price":22.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/3152\/7722\/files\/Mockup-Blanket-Everybody-flat2.jpg?v=1768676226","url":"https:\/\/scriptedbrand.com\/products\/better-off-dead-everybody-wants-some-blanket-van-halen-5150-velveteen-plush-cozy-spread-throw","provider":"ScriptedBrand","version":"1.0","type":"link"}