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Whether you’re team John Cusack or just love a talking burger with moves, this is your backstage pass to retro cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that’s great for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Iconic graphic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Features the “Everybody Wants Some” guitar-playing hamburger in a worn, vintage style for that perfect lived-in look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Unisex fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Modern retail fit that runs true to size and flatters all body types—just like a burger that sings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Durable quality\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Pre-shrunk and finely knit for a smooth surface and long-lasting wear, no matter how many burgers you eat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Easy care\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Machine washable and fade-resistant so the design stays bold even after countless spins in the wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eBetter Off \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eDead\u003c\/i\u003e, John Cusack, or Van Halen’s greatest hamburger cameo in cinematic history\u003c\/strong\u003e. This tee is your go-to for movie nights, band reunions, or any time you want to confuse your friends in the best way possible. Great for layering or rocking solo—just like a rockstar lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. 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