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Whether you’re idling in your office or just avoiding actual work, do it in soft, lightweight style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for that worn-in feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Light \u0026amp; breathable\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Weighing just 4.2 oz\/yd², perfect for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Flattering fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Unisex retail fit with just the right amount of structure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Durable print\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – High-quality graphic in a vintage distressed style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Tear-away tag\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – For maximum comfort, because irritation is George’s job\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIdeal for fans of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003eSeinfeld\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eGeorge Costanza\u003c\/strong\u003e, and obscure fictional companies who botched the Statue of Liberty job. This tee is great for binge-watching, casual Fridays, or gifting to your favorite sponge-worthy human. Wear it with pride—even if you’re not exactly sure what smoothing is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe don't take any returns, exchanges or cancellations on our items because everything is custom printed on demand, so please be sure to check the size chart before ordering. However, if there are any problems with your order please contact us directly. 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