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Designed to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eresemble vintage U.S. National Forest signs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003edistressed, retro-style graphic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e subtly nods to Lumon’s infamous \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ecorporate retreats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e and the eerie \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eORTBO experience\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Whether you’re layering up for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ecold company-sponsored getaway\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e or just love a good \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eoutdoorsy aesthetic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eGildan 18000 Heavy Blend sweatshirt\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e is your go-to for warmth, comfort, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ecorporate-approved relaxation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Available in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eGraphite Heather, Military Green, Black, Sand, and Dark Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, this design is perfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003elow-key fandom wear with a nostalgic twist\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Sweatshirt:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e✔ \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUltra-Soft \u0026amp; Cozy Fabric\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Made from a \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e50% U.S. cotton \/ 50% polyester blend\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, ensuring warmth without sacrificing breathability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthentic Distressed Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDieter Eagan National Forest graphic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e mimics \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eclassic wooden national park signs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, giving it a timeless, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eworn-in look\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e✔ \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eClassic Unisex Fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – A \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eversatile, relaxed fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e that looks great on \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003emen and women\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, perfect for layering or solo wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDurable \u0026amp; Fade-Resistant Print\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – Designed to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ehold up wash after wash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e, so your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance merch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e stays looking sharp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvailable in 5 Earthy Colors\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – Choose from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eGraphite Heather, Military Green, Black, Sand, or Dark Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003erugged, nature-inspired aesthetic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for Fans of Severance \u0026amp; Outdoor Aesthetics\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDieter Eagan National Forest sweatshirt\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e is ideal for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003efans of Severance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e who love \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003edeep-cut references, national park-inspired apparel, and cozy, stylish gear\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. 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