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Featuring the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLumon Industries logo\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e and \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eyour choice of personalized text (up to 120 characters)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this onesie is a \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003emust-have for fans of the show\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e who want to dress their baby in style. Available in \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlue, Pink, White, and Butter Yellow\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this soft and durable \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003einfant bodysuit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is as comfortable as it is clever. Whether you’re raising a future data refiner or just want a laugh, this unisex \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeverance-inspired onesie\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e makes the perfect addition to any baby’s wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome ideas for personalization:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Babyfirstname X. (ex. 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