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With a soft, broken-in feel and retro charm, this shirt looks like it’s been your favorite for years… even if you can’t remember buying it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy it’s your next go-to tee:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGarment-dyed softness:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton offers that perfectly faded, worn-in feel from day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeavyweight durability:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e At 6.1 oz\/yd², it’s built for comfort and long-lasting wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelaxed fit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Ideal for lounging, layering, or dropping truth bombs over deviled eggs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePre-shrunk \u0026amp; seamless:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e No shrink surprises. 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We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ScriptedBrand","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42852129767466,"sku":"21799290121944511279","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ S","offer_id":42852129800234,"sku":"21315461675622892152","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":42852129865770,"sku":"33312350837196093706","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42852129898538,"sku":"33373410857065463065","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ M","offer_id":42852129931306,"sku":"90763868573434745224","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":42852129996842,"sku":"30488000895048291982","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42852130029610,"sku":"10375606709516940888","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ L","offer_id":42852130062378,"sku":"29049972511818359202","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":42852130127914,"sku":"10952046211954156123","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42852130160682,"sku":"35564137646616301312","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ XL","offer_id":42852130193450,"sku":"18723606338041754191","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":42852130258986,"sku":"27639042129498522895","price":26.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42852130291754,"sku":"26549268494862214920","price":29.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ 2XL","offer_id":42852130324522,"sku":"23440507943345964609","price":29.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":42852130390058,"sku":"10764703890775731325","price":29.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ 3XL","offer_id":42852130455594,"sku":"19646612030189731984","price":33.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":42852130488362,"sku":"14177114422153058831","price":33.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42852130521130,"sku":"17653262320396975776","price":33.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ 4XL","offer_id":42852130586666,"sku":"12667482804889721893","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 4XL","offer_id":42852130619434,"sku":"27333487834363863739","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42852130652202,"sku":"14274527795930841202","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/3152\/7722\/files\/Mockup-1x1-1717-Pips2-closeup2.jpg?v=1782686497","url":"https:\/\/scriptedbrand.com\/products\/severance-pips-bar-grill-comfort-colors-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"ScriptedBrand","version":"1.0","type":"link"}