Bring the absurd brilliance of Better Off Dead to your wardrobe with this ultra-soft hoodie featuring the legendary singing hamburger belting out “Everybody Wants Some.” Designed by ScriptedBrand in a vintage distressed style, it’s the perfect blend of ‘80s nostalgia, cult comedy, and classic rock energy—served medium rare, of course.
Why you’ll love it 🎸:
Kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and your snacks close
Drawstring hood lets you adjust your level of mysterious cool
Durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for all-day comfort
Pre-shrunk and easy-care fabric stands up to washing like a champ
High-quality print that won’t flake out mid-solo
Whether you’re a fan of John Cusack, Van Halen, or just a hamburger with rockstar dreams, this hoodie is your backstage pass to one of the most iconic scenes in cult cinema. Ideal for cozy movie nights, throwback parties, or reliving your favorite absurd ’80s moments—without the claymation.
This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.
