The band has arrived. Celebrate the Lumon Department of Choreography and Merriment with this vintage distressed tee inspired by the hit series Severance. The retro collegiate artwork features the marching band in full uniform, horns raised and bass drum stamped with the Lumon logo, printed in a beautifully weathered, sun-faded style that looks like it came straight out of a company archive nobody is allowed to access. It's the perfect blend of unsettling corporate cheer and genuinely great design, and it rewards a closer look from anyone who knows the show.
Why You'll Love It 🥁
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a 90/10 cotton-poly blend) for a soft, premium feel
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that's breathable and easy to layer year-round
- Retail fit that flatters without being too tight or too boxy
- Vintage distressed print for an authentic, broken-in look right out of the package
- Available in four versatile colors: Baby Blue, Steel Blue, Athletic Heather Gray, and White
This tee is made for Severance fans, prestige TV bingers, and anyone who appreciates a design that only true fans will decode. Wear it to your next rewatch, a waffle party, a trivia night, or the office when you want to quietly signal how you feel about mandatory fun. Pair it with the rest of your ScriptedBrand Lumon collection for a full corporate-cult wardrobe.
Order yours today in your favorite color. The band is waiting.
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This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. Because each item is custom-printed on demand just for you, we're unable to offer returns, exchanges, or cancellations once your order is placed. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering. If anything's wrong with your order when it arrives, reach out and we'll make it right.
