Dieter Eagan National Forest Hoodie – Inspired by Severance
Escape into the mysterious wilderness of Woe’s Hollow with this Dieter Eagan National Forest hoodie, inspired by Severance. Designed to resemble vintage U.S. National Forest signs, this distressed-style hoodie pays homage to Lumon’s enigmatic corporate retreats and the ORTBO experience. Featuring a worn-in forest sign graphic with subtle details referencing the infamous wellness retreat, this Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie is the ultimate way to rep your love for the show while staying warm, comfortable, and ready for any outdoor (or corporate) adventure. Available in Forest Green, Military Green, Sport Heather Gray, Sand, and Dark Chocolate, it’s the perfect hoodie for fans looking for subtle, insider Severance merch.
Why You’ll Love This Hoodie:
✔ Ultra-Soft & Durable Fabric – Made from a 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend, offering warmth and long-lasting quality.
✔ Spacious Kangaroo Pouch Pocket – Keep your hands warm or store small essentials for your next mysterious company retreat.
✔ Adjustable Drawstring Hood – Provides a customizable fit for extra coziness on chilly days in Woe’s Hollow.
✔ Vintage Distressed Print – The Dieter Eagan National Forest graphic mimics the look of aged, wooden national park signs, adding a worn-in, retro feel.
✔ Available in 5 Nature-Inspired Colors – Choose from Forest Green, Military Green, Sport Heather Gray, Sand, or Dark Chocolate for an earthy, outdoorsy aesthetic.
Perfect for Fans of Severance & Outdoor Aesthetics
This Dieter Eagan National Forest hoodie is ideal for fans of Severance who appreciate subtle, lore-inspired designs. Whether you’re wearing it for a casual day out, a trip to the mountains, a corporate retreat, or just cozying up for a Severance rewatch, this hoodie lets you carry a piece of Lumon’s world wherever you go.
Order now and embrace the mystery of Woe’s Hollow—just don’t stray too far from the retreat!
This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.
