Lumon Industries is a great place to work. Excellent benefits, a strong sense of community, and a minor surgical procedure that means you'll never have to think about work once you leave the building — or think about anything else while you're in it. The logo is clean, authoritative, and projects exactly the kind of confident corporate presence you'd expect from a company with absolutely nothing to hide. Now wear it on a soft, perfectly broken-in Bella+Canvas 3001 tee, the blank trusted by indie brands and fan apparel designers everywhere. The vintage distressed print gives the Lumon globe crest a worn, lived-in quality that the fluorescent-lit halls of Kier, Pennsylvania could never quite achieve.
Why You'll Love It 🏢
• Soft 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (90/10 cotton-poly blend for heathers) feels broken-in from the very first wear
• Light 4.2 oz fabric breathes easily and layers cleanly under flannels, cardigans, and jackets
• Classic retail fit drapes naturally without bunching, boxiness, or that awkward POD-shirt silhouette
• Smooth DTF neck label keeps things tag-free and itch-free for all-day comfort
• Vintage distressed logo treatment gives the design a collectible, worn-in feel that suits the show's eerie aesthetic perfectly
Built for Severance obsessives, Apple TV fans, corporate satire lovers, and anyone who has ever stared at a spreadsheet long enough to consider the surgical alternative. Available in Black, White, Navy, Athletic Heather Gray, and Heather Slate, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or your actual office clothes for maximum unsettling irony. Wear it to work, watch parties, conventions, or anywhere fellow fans will clock the logo instantly. It also makes a perfect gift for the Severance devotee in your life — whichever half of them does the shopping.
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This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. Because each item is custom-printed on demand just for you, we're unable to offer returns, exchanges, or cancellations once your order is placed. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering. If anything's wrong with your order when it arrives, reach out and we'll make it right.
